Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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