walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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