One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
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its like you know when i get waxed
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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