I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I see more hoeing in ur future
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