Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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