Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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