maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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