I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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