dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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