You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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