If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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