This is not my ceiling
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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