i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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