in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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