I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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