if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
