It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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