Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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