So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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