i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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