But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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