Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
