new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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