I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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