It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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