I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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