I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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