Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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