writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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