thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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