youre lurking in front of me
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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