Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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