so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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