no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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