I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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