Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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