from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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