Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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