Little spoons don't ask big questions
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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