I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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