If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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