i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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