Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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