You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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