This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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