is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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