dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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