i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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