How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Houston, we have a blender
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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