Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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