Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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