If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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