i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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