my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
