Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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