apparently the secret to your success is patron
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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