How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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