Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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