Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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